Page speed, last 7 days (p75 of real visits)
Home
| Device | LCP≤ 2.50 s | INP≤ 200 ms | CLS≤ 0.1 | TTFB≤ 800 ms | FCP≤ 1.80 s | Samples |
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| Phone | 11.79 s | 200 ms | 0.000 | 5.56 s | 7.24 s | 8 |
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| Desktop | 3.99 s | 80 ms | 0.000 | 2.19 s | 3.65 s | 41 |
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Game pages
| Device | LCP≤ 2.50 s | INP≤ 200 ms | CLS≤ 0.1 | TTFB≤ 800 ms | FCP≤ 1.80 s | Samples |
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| Phone | 2.62 s | 80 ms | 0.036 | 1.76 s | 2.37 s | 4 |
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| Desktop | 6.66 s | 80 ms | 0.000 | 3.12 s | 5.86 s | 9 |
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Catalog, Discover, Playtests
| Device | LCP≤ 2.50 s | INP≤ 200 ms | CLS≤ 0.1 | TTFB≤ 800 ms | FCP≤ 1.80 s | Samples |
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| Phone | — | — | — | — | — | 0 |
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| Desktop | 1.61 s | 64 ms | 0.233 | 1.17 s | 1.61 s | 2 |
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Everything else
| Device | LCP≤ 2.50 s | INP≤ 200 ms | CLS≤ 0.1 | TTFB≤ 800 ms | FCP≤ 1.80 s | Samples |
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| Phone | — | — | — | 1 ms | — | 1 |
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| Desktop | 8.87 s | 64 ms | 0.000 | 4.67 s | 8.87 s | 9 |
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LCP, INP and CLS are Google’s Core Web Vitals; TTFB and FCP are shown for diagnosis. A dash means too few visits to say.
From a game page to playing
| Period | Game page views | Verified plays | Reached gameplay | Past one minute | Returned a day or more later |
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| Whole site, 7 days | 350 | 3 | 1% | 33% | 167% |
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| Whole site, 28 days | 350 | 3 | 1% | 33% | 167% |
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| Touch Grass Cat Simulator (featured), 7 days | 204 | 3 | 1%≥ 70% | 33%≥ 80% | 100% |
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| Touch Grass Cat Simulator (featured), 28 days | 204 | 3 | 1%≥ 70% | 33%≥ 80% | 100% |
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A play is verified when the game itself reports that it is running. “Past one minute” counts plays still running sixty seconds later. “Returned” counts visitors (by the site’s own first-party cookie) whose previous play of the same game was a day or more earlier. Games that never report a running state show views but no minutes.
Lab baseline · 2026-11-06
Lighthouse mobile profile (Moto G Power viewport, 4x CPU slowdown); slow 4G = DevTools throttling 562.5 ms / 1.47 Mbps; cold cache unless noted
| Page | Network | Cache | Statistic | LCP | INP | CLS | TTFB | Transfer |
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| home | slow4g | cold | median of 3 | 3.36 s | 32 ms | 0.000 | 597 ms | 864 KB |
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| catalog | slow4g | cold | median of 3 | 1.73 s | 40 ms | 0.000 | 484 ms | 638 KB |
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| game | slow4g | cold | median of 3 | 2.39 s | 32 ms | 0.000 | 600 ms | 529 KB |
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| home | none | cold | median of 3 | 940 ms | 32 ms | 0.000 | 487 ms | 1097 KB |
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| catalog | none | cold | median of 3 | 516 ms | 40 ms | 0.000 | 329 ms | 638 KB |
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| game | none | cold | median of 3 | 748 ms | 24 ms | 0.000 | 521 ms | 750 KB |
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| Featured game | Network | Statistic | Land → playable≤ 3 s broadband · ≤ 5 s 4G | Tap Play → playable | Transfer |
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| touch-grass-cat-simulator-33d52d63 | slow4g | p75 of 5 | 16.31 s | 11.71 s | 1727 KB |
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| touch-grass-cat-simulator-33d52d63 | 4g | p75 of 5 | 4.34 s | 2.97 s | 1670 KB |
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| touch-grass-cat-simulator-33d52d63 | none | p75 of 5 | 2.68 s | 1.85 s | 1948 KB |
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Playable means the game’s art has loaded and it can draw its first scene, as the game itself reports. The clock on “land” starts when the page is opened.
Release unversioned. Speed numbers use no cookie or identifier; the play funnel uses the site’s own hashed first-party cookie (the one that lets you play), nothing third-party. More in the privacy notes.
